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The Clinton Knight

I haven’t really chimed in about the democratic race — but after yesterday, and the lack of concession by Hillary, this is the first thought that went through my head.

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Terrorists lack the techology to assemble liquids together

Much has been said about TSA’s silly liquid rules, but now as I am set to leave SXSW in Austin, I realized my deodorant is 4oz. TSA allows you to pack as many containers as you want into a 1 quart ziplock bag (which is 32oz). But none of those internal containers can be bigger than 3oz. Yes, it hurts my head to think about.

Human Acid Test

In response to the browser ACID tests, I’ve created a foolproof human acid test.

Does your cat fit the profile?

I decided to create this in the style of a “New Yorker” cartoon.

Elevator Flowchart

This one is inspired by my building neighbors.

How New Yorkers Walk

Type A New Yorker: If a red light stops you, zigzag with green lights. If either direction to destination is blocked, wait impatiently at corner, checking blackberry.

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Type B New Yorker:
Go straight, turn left. Enjoy the melody of the city.

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Tourist: Excuse me? Do you know which way to first avenue?

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(All maps are clickable to google)

A watched…

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Your Google Diploma

Congrats on graduating.

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Time Capsules

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